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Alex Trebek VS Pat Sajak :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 1 2 Anton Chigurh VS Two-Face :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 2 3 Don Bluth VS Osamu Tezuka :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 0 2 Charlie Chaplin VS Mr. Bean :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 2 0 Cassie and Vlad VS Billy and Mandy :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 2 3 Doctor Frankenstein VS Yugi Muto :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 0 2 Willy Wonka VS Milton Hershey :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 3 0 Drake and Josh VS Laurel and Hardy :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 1 0 Snow White VS Ramona Flowers :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 1 2 Richard Simmons VS Ronald McDonald :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 3 0 Rorschach VS L -Successor to Yagami VS Robespierre :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 1 0 Chris McLean (Total Drama) Cosplay :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 1 2 Dragon Rap Battles Season 5 Hint Poster :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 0 4 DRB Season 4 Cover :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 0 5 Zombie Team of Dragonsblood23 :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 1 2 My Version of GhostBusters :icondragonsblood23:dragonsblood23 0 1

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MERB #40: Count Olaf Vs. Judge Doom
VIDEO: (Coming soon!)
••• SCRIPT/LYRICS: •••
MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG BIRD…
…VS…
…WINNIE THE POOH!
BEGIN!
Winnie the Pooh:
It's a tale of two kids icons, from the 'hood to the Hund- (*Record scratch, screen goes dark*)
…Oh, bother…
Lemony Snicket: I am sorry to inform you that this is not the epic rap battle you will be viewing; the battle you are about to see is extremely unpleasant: so much so, in fact, that Papa Mole himself has been rendered too upset and traumatized by its creation to be able to properly present it. Listen closely, and you just might even hear his tormented brooding right now…
Announcer: HELP, HELP; THIS MAN IS HOLDING ME PRISONER!
Lemony Snicket: …Thus, I, Lemony Snicket, am regretfully here to present to you the following display of vile, fiendish depravity…
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AVAST FELLOW PEOPLE TIS BE DRAGON! Okay enough with the pirate talk just wanted to update you guys on my life and such.

As you may have notice, I have gained over 100 subscribers and I want to thank a ton of people for being dedicated to my series on YouTube for that. I also made some vids on my Chicago Trip (Might throw in some photos here for that) along with a new vlog series about me and my classmates called Stupidity At It's Finest (The Title Says It All).

Aside from the vlogs, the battles from Season 5B are all written and soon to be recorded (with some guests of course). Now i'm finally on the final part of my Season 5 which is 5C, here are some hints for that battle.

1st Battle - I know Musicals don't always have to take 100% logic which is fine BUUUUUUUT these two girls take it far when it comes to what they want and what they have.
2nd Battle - A Battle between a rat and a mouse building an empire for themselves
3rd Battle - Greatest Battle on Earth or Greatest Battle viewed on Earth from The Moon??? 
Season Finale - 5 V. 1 for the battle of power, space, mind, soul, time, and reality (PP: OH I'M IN THIS ON-) Shut Up You Four-Legged Being! We don't wanna spoil it or who you are (PP: Oh Okay Then LOL)

Ugh anyways aside from that, my HSM performance at school is doing fine and i'll leave you with a link to my new vlog series.

Until Next Time people this has been your pal....

-Dragonsblood23 (Ahhh Yeah Dragon Rap Battles)

  • Listening to: Weird Al Yankovic, High School Musical Tracks
  • Reading: Marvel Comics
  • Watching: Donnie Darko, Moon Landing, ST: TNG, UrineTown
  • Playing: Life Is Strange
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper

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AVAST FELLOW PEOPLE TIS BE DRAGON! Okay enough with the pirate talk just wanted to update you guys on my life and such.

As you may have notice, I have gained over 100 subscribers and I want to thank a ton of people for being dedicated to my series on YouTube for that. I also made some vids on my Chicago Trip (Might throw in some photos here for that) along with a new vlog series about me and my classmates called Stupidity At It's Finest (The Title Says It All).

Aside from the vlogs, the battles from Season 5B are all written and soon to be recorded (with some guests of course). Now i'm finally on the final part of my Season 5 which is 5C, here are some hints for that battle.

1st Battle - I know Musicals don't always have to take 100% logic which is fine BUUUUUUUT these two girls take it far when it comes to what they want and what they have.
2nd Battle - A Battle between a rat and a mouse building an empire for themselves
3rd Battle - Greatest Battle on Earth or Greatest Battle viewed on Earth from The Moon??? 
Season Finale - 5 V. 1 for the battle of power, space, mind, soul, time, and reality (PP: OH I'M IN THIS ON-) Shut Up You Four-Legged Being! We don't wanna spoil it or who you are (PP: Oh Okay Then LOL)

Ugh anyways aside from that, my HSM performance at school is doing fine and i'll leave you with a link to my new vlog series.

Until Next Time people this has been your pal....

-Dragonsblood23 (Ahhh Yeah Dragon Rap Battles)

  • Listening to: Weird Al Yankovic, High School Musical Tracks
  • Reading: Marvel Comics
  • Watching: Donnie Darko, Moon Landing, ST: TNG, UrineTown
  • Playing: Life Is Strange
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper
Alex Trebek VS Pat Sajak
Video Coming Soon

Alex Trebek
VS
Pat Sajak

Pat Sajack:
It’s Time for Wheel of Fortune, and we’re live coast to coast
Vanna’s in the back and the category is game show host with the most
You only host because being a smartass is the only thing you’re best in
Giving lousy descriptions to categories of nearly impossible questions
Man, I’ll make you feel lower than when the spinner lands on Bankrupt
Even Will Ferrell had his chance to mock this Canadian schmuck
They should’ve brought Art Fleming if hosts try to step to me
Since it looks like Trebek has reached his Final Jeopardy!

Alex Trebek:
I’ll take Famous Game Shows for $500 to which the slide reveal
“A Lousy Game Show that features Word Guesses and a multicolored wheel”
The answer my friend, is quite simple “What Is Wheel Of Fortune?”
Correct Answer, as Sajak doesn’t know that type of shit he going in
Cause i’m a modern Sherlock Holmes containing my own Watson
While your show’s got so many hosts that you’re left to be forgotten
Because your guests have dumb luck while mine prefer to rationale
Guess it looks like Pat seems to have lost on Jeopardy harder than Weird Al

(Family Feud Xs Show Up)

Steve Harvey:
Oooo Survey says, that both your raps are done hardly
For the #1 answer on the board is Steve Harvey
Man, I can’t tell which trivia cracker here did worse
So unlike beauty contests, this time i’ll drop the right verse
Cause there’s a reason why folks watch a family duality
Because unlike you two, I have something called a personality
Which is why between us three, i’m the one that people know
So dope that The Networks gave me my own TV show

Bob Barker:
It’s the oldest host here as i’ve been hosting since ‘72
And Bob Baking Bitches Up is exactly what he’ll do
Come On Down, You’re the next contestants on The Price is Right
Starring the OG host and not Drew Carrey Tonight
The Best show around to have a Hip Hop Showcase Showdown
With a better wheel than Sajak’s and more cash to throwdown
As I get all sorts of contestants out who end the game rich
But for you guys, I must say, The Price Is Wrong, Bitch!

Olmec:
It’s Legends of The Hidden Temple with your host, Kirk Fogg

Kirk Fogg:
Thanks Big Guy for the intro, but now gang let’s move on
As I make a Splat attack when it comes to my raps
No items here kids, as these game show hosts are the artifacts!
Doubt that these guys could even try to cross upon The Moat
So you should take a Step of Knowledge that you’re all out of hope
With exploration and mystery that’s far beyond The Crystal Maze
As you’re looking at the best survival show that was ever made

Jeff Probst:
A cancelled show on Nickelodeon calls itself the best? Please!
As my show’s the game changer that pioneered Reality TV
From The Outback to Pearl Islands as I put contestants to the test
As I set up Old VS New paired rivals like Millennials vs. Gen X
Along with a kickass intro that led us to a ton of Emmy Awards
With No need for fancy suits as all I need is a cap and shorts
No Immunity Here, as my challenges will leave you broke
So I’m sorry The Tribe Has Spoken, You Have To Go

Phil Keoghan:
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to The Amazing Race
Where This Game Show Team needs a Fast Forward to keep up the pace
Going all around the globe, with teams racing from place to place
As my raps will smash you harder than a watermelon to the face
Plus I don’t that any of you could even get through the Road Blocks
Thus you’ll all be eliminated from this race when you get to The Pit Stop
For this is the most amazing host that you guys have ever met
As my show has the most Total Drama you’ll ever get!

???:
Sooooooo I hear that you have Total Drama on your shows, well then, clearly none of you have heard of my show, because…..let’s just say mine is the true definition of Total Drama

Chris McLean:
Hey guys it’s Chris McLean and you’re watching Total Drama Rap Royale
Where all these campers stink more than the inside of the confessional
Because who could you get better for drama than a group of selfish teens
Creating up some Total Drama Action where they always make a scene
While we build up relationships like Courtney X Duncan and Gwen X Trent
A season later WE THEN DESTROY IT NOW IT'S DUNCAN X GWEN!
You’ll receive meals from Chef that’ll leave you screaming like a gopher
And try to outdo me as i’ll launch you out as if your name was Topher
So Do Not Try This At Home because all these challenges are lethal
Plus the fact that some of the things I do aren’t exactly legal
But I got dreams as I Wanna Be Famous for decades on
Because I find it plain Ridonculous to pass the mic to Don
Even if you were my Interns, you know this won’t end well
Though it would be a first to someone out before Ezekiel
As when it comes to the most dramatic just look at the show’s name
Now I’ll take the million as these hosts walk down the dock of shame
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Anton Chigurh VS Two-Face
Special Shoutout to my long time friend, Moleman, for inspiring my series, this battle's for you buddy :)

Video: Coming Soon

Anton Chigurh
VS
Two-Face

(Record Scratches as none of them do anything)

Dragon:

Well…Who’s Going First

Two-Face:
Flip the coin to see who goes first

Dragon:
No, that’s stupid

*Guns load up*

Two-Face:
FLIP THE DAMN COIN!

Dragon:
Okay Okay, Jesus Christ I knew the connection is coins but even in rap? Okay Heads is Two-Face, Tails is Anton

*Coin Flips*

Anton:
Call It!

Dragon:
Tails, You’re Up Anton

*Beat Comes Back*

Anton Chigurh:
There’s No Country for bad men like you anymore
lock yourself in, but no cylinder lock can stop me at your door
Don’t expect emotion from me, for i’m a hitman so hollow
While your persona’s two pieces like the song by Lovato
I mean between coin-tossing psychopaths, this man’s a disgrace
I’ve done this schtick all my life while it took some acid for your face
And it all goes down to see Tommy Lee Jones’ Cast List
As in my film, he was a hit, while in yours, he was shit

Two-Face:
While you spent your entire life carrying a helium tank
I was Gotham’s Top Attorney and became the highest in the ranks
Don’t give me some Chigurh Friendo, because i’m no longer nice
Especially when coming from a guy who only flipped his coin twice
Because when it comes to taking chance, this pussy doesn’t have the guts
As I can’t tell what’s worse between your smile and your bowl haircut
Even his Disaster Movie knockoff got more character development in place
Hell, even I can make more expressions, as you look at me Face The Face

Anton Chigurh:
I am looking at it, but i’ve seen better from Venus The Two-Faced Cat
I won't tell you, you can save yourself because you can't
But even if you have the slightest chance in harming me
I’ll just blow up your car, then walk straight into a pharmacy
For when it comes to Batman’s rouges, you aren’t even the best around
Hell, even your own daughter was more influenced by a clown
I use my coins for other purposes and set true chaos to effect
While you just rely on one coin which nearly caused your own death

Two-Face:
You don’t have to do this Anton, you could’ve limped away
But that last line was the final straw, and now you’re gonna pay
At least I have a wife and daughter, while you’re just a loner
As it’s Judgement Day for you from my supreme court persona
if you ever try to walk into the Streets of Gotham, it won’t end well
As you'll end up more foolish like your act on SNL
But now it seems like the time one of us, will end our cold hearted tale
So you better Call It Anton, Heads or Tails?
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Don Bluth VS Osamu Tezuka
Video Coming Soon

Don Bluth
VS
Osamu Tezuka

Bluth:
From a Land Before Time all the way to The Earth’s destruction in A.E.
Only one man would top Disney, and that animator would be me
Cause wherever I Indiegogo, I get full support from my fans in mere days
Leave a Sharptooth on your beret, as I drop the mic harder than concepts for Ice Age
You may have inspired the idea of Manga, but here’s the scoop
I’m the one pulling strings on your characters like it was Galaxy Boy Troop
Lay you out like my earlier works with The Archies, but diss me if you dare
All you need to do is insert two quarters in order to step into my Dragon's Lair

Osamu:
And all for what? A Daphne with less design than the one on Scooby-Doo
Pull a Black Jack out as I play my cards right to finally bankrupt you
Even with Stomach Cancer in the end, I beg people to let me work
So watch my draw out Don’s death scene as if his name was Dirk
His films showed All Dogs Go To Heaven and that cats are spawns of Hell
Not to mention the fact that he doesn’t even know Russian History well
Shut down your Tutorial site, as this time i’m the one giving the lecture
The only things worse than your raps was the rip off by Dingo Pictures

Bluth:
Then this battle will be easy if a knock off line is what you bring
Cause Disney ripped yours but made it better and it’s called The Lion King
As Ironically, Alakazam The Great made it to worst films of all time
While I gain a recent dose of NIMH’s experiment to bust a rhyme
And I’ll admit, that Astro Boy was when you’re clearly at your best
You must’ve smoked some pot to get some incest on Human Insects
So yeah while Disney came back hard and had my career shuttered
Just remember that I inspired them as I saved Animation from the gutter

Osamu:
Just because you revived animation doesn’t mean you’re gonna win
I’ll slice like my ancestor, Hanzo, leaving a bigger loss than your second cousin’s
Stare at me all you like Bluth, but I’ll tell you that will fail
So unless you want a Big X in your face, I suggest that you bail
I created R Rated Animated Films before Seth Rogen ever did
While it doesn’t take a Pebble and a Penguin to know that your career slid
This Disney Defector may have drew a legacy but we still aren’t equal
Cause you’re dragging this battle more than your Land Before Time Sequels
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flyscratch Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
happy birthday dragon
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flyscratch Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
hey dragon lord dominator vs kylo ren
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dragonsblood23 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2017
nah, although I do have thoughts of using another Star Wars character
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flyscratch Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
okay who is it?
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dragonsblood23 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2017
not revealing anything yet
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flyscratch Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
hey dragon here is a rap battle idea how about shovel knight vs scrooge mcduck
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dragonsblood23 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017
meh, though Scrooge McDuck is a maybe
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flyscratch Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
okay
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flyscratch Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
hey dragon are you on cause you never seem to respond to me
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dragonsblood23 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2017
yeah i'm on, just been very busy these past few months with life
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