Armstrong and Aldrin VS Barnum and Bailey

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Armstrong and Aldrin
VS
Barnum & Bailey

PT Barnum & James Bailey:
James: Step Right Up Ladies and Gentlemen! The show will be on soon
For Tonight’s Feature is the Ringmasters against the men on the moon
PT: The lights are dim down low, so let’s see what these astronauts can bring
Both: They may belong in our circus, but they can’t step up to us in the ring!
PT: And I’ll admit, These guys did beat the Soviets in the Space Race
James: They couldn’t beat them when it came to the first man in space
PT: Now there’s an old saying I got, “There's a sucker born every minute”
And it seems people caught onto that when it came to your silly gimmicks!

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin:
Neil: Houston, we have a problem this conman still thinks he said that quote
From what I can tell, their rapping is nothing but overdramatic gloats
Buzz: Say Neil, why don’t we take care of these train travellin’ jokes
I’ll show ‘em what happen to the last guy that called our work a hoax
Neil: Their circus already deals with PETA when it comes to their rumbles
Barnum may be anti-slavery,
Bailey: but his hypocrisy whip is Jumbo
Both: Showing off Washington’s Nurse when the circus comes to town
But this time, it’s these two over here that are the real clowns

PT Barnum & James Bailey:
James: That verse was like your predecessors, a flatout crash and burn
PT: It seems unlike the Saturn V, there’s no guarantee to a safe return
While I was busy being mayor bringing gaslights to the streets
James: Armstrong was causing gaslight fires to NASA’s LLRV
Both: The Big Tops Out of This World and there’s no way we’re falling
To some dudes who’ll end up forgettable like Michael Collins
So it’s best these two set up their little mission to Avert
For nobody can top The Greatest Showmen on Earth!

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin:
Neil: Did you get that?
Buzz: Sorry Neil, I guess I was a little spaced out
They probably went on about how they were major sellouts
Neil: Their showing off the disabled as some kind of abomination
Buzz: That’s not just a new kind of low,
Both: That’s called dehumanization!
So while years later, people look up to us and go to space to explore
Your succeeders tried to heat things up but burned up the crowd in Hartford
So in the end it looks like we took down these masterminds
That’s one mic drop for man, and one asskicking for mankind