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Jay Gatsby
VS
Barney Stinson
Barney:
Better suit up, Jay-Z! Because you better be ready
for when Stinson's on the mic, it's gonna be LEGEND....Wait For It.....
(Awkward Silence)
-DARY!
Sure with those wild parties, this "Great" Gatsby was daring
but if I wanted a beer, I'd just take the ambulance to MacLaren's
I'll be cracking this West Egg harder than a PSA with Rachel
as your Daisy Pedals hit the metal at top speed to make a kill
I'd say to tell it to the judge, but that judge is a US Marshall
beating me is farther than any green light, so you better get startled
Gatsby:
You shouldn't have accepted this challenege against a man of war
Old Sport, I'll bruise you so hard, you'll be as purple as the dinosaur
Came from Rags to Riches, but now I'm in control of the Jazz Age
Best you go back to your coffee shop and relive your hippie days
Rolls Roye and Beethoven's Dubious Descendants shows my wealth
Owl Eyes knows why your playbook and bro code weren't fit for my shelves
Beat you harder than a triple slapbeat as soon I have this table turned
as I looked down upon your failures like I was a living TJ Eckleberg
Ted Mosby:
Just then, Uncle Barney was about to put this man to rest
but without the help of the main character for his show on CBS
As Jay tried to get with a married woman but it didn't last long
as she probably went to Barney's, straight into the Ho-Be-Gone
She tore down Jay's heart like The Arcadian since she's a 20s bitch
If he really thought she loved him, than he's "eating more than a sandwich"
as his raps blow like a Blue French Horn or a bullet that took away his thunder
but now let's go back to telling you kids the 8 year long story of How I met your Mother
Nick Carraway:
Your Narration wasn't straight forward, in fact you got carried away
I may be neutral on most things, but I'm on Mr. Gatsby's side today
as Barney relied help on an artitect who failed as Dr. X
then he smashed up things and creatures to retreat to his money and carlessness
Soon after this battle, I'll go back to my place for some tea
then invite Jordan over as we watch the better show, Friends, on NBC
While Ted was Robin Barney's wife, to which that plot line was upsetting
As you two lost this battle more than your fans after your series ending
Jay Gatsby
VS
Barney Stinson
Barney:
Better suit up, Jay-Z! Because you better be ready
for when Stinson's on the mic, it's gonna be LEGEND....Wait For It.....
(Awkward Silence)
-DARY!
Sure with those wild parties, this "Great" Gatsby was daring
but if I wanted a beer, I'd just take the ambulance to MacLaren's
I'll be cracking this West Egg harder than a PSA with Rachel
as your Daisy Pedals hit the metal at top speed to make a kill
I'd say to tell it to the judge, but that judge is a US Marshall
beating me is farther than any green light, so you better get startled
Gatsby:
You shouldn't have accepted this challenege against a man of war
Old Sport, I'll bruise you so hard, you'll be as purple as the dinosaur
Came from Rags to Riches, but now I'm in control of the Jazz Age
Best you go back to your coffee shop and relive your hippie days
Rolls Roye and Beethoven's Dubious Descendants shows my wealth
Owl Eyes knows why your playbook and bro code weren't fit for my shelves
Beat you harder than a triple slapbeat as soon I have this table turned
as I looked down upon your failures like I was a living TJ Eckleberg
Ted Mosby:
Just then, Uncle Barney was about to put this man to rest
but without the help of the main character for his show on CBS
As Jay tried to get with a married woman but it didn't last long
as she probably went to Barney's, straight into the Ho-Be-Gone
She tore down Jay's heart like The Arcadian since she's a 20s bitch
If he really thought she loved him, than he's "eating more than a sandwich"
as his raps blow like a Blue French Horn or a bullet that took away his thunder
but now let's go back to telling you kids the 8 year long story of How I met your Mother
Nick Carraway:
Your Narration wasn't straight forward, in fact you got carried away
I may be neutral on most things, but I'm on Mr. Gatsby's side today
as Barney relied help on an artitect who failed as Dr. X
then he smashed up things and creatures to retreat to his money and carlessness
Soon after this battle, I'll go back to my place for some tea
then invite Jordan over as we watch the better show, Friends, on NBC
While Ted was Robin Barney's wife, to which that plot line was upsetting
As you two lost this battle more than your fans after your series ending
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Oh hey cool
This was a pretty nice battle
Redford Gatsby was soooooooooooooo much better tho
This was a pretty nice battle
Redford Gatsby was soooooooooooooo much better tho